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  karinalynn
 
08:06pm 27/11/2005
  sexi_guy_4u_6969 sends me his webcam. He's fully dressed.

sexi_guy_4u_6969: mic n cma hun?
karinalynn: english hun?

He takes his pants off

sexi_guy_4u_6969: lol
sexi_guy_4u_6969: do u have a mic or cam?
karinalynn: no i do not
karinalynn: sorry
sexi_guy_4u_6969: r u watching?
karinalynn: i am
sexi_guy_4u_6969: i like?
karinalynn: you like?
karinalynn: i like
sexi_guy_4u_6969: i meant do u
sexi_guy_4u_6969: lol
karinalynn: i know
karinalynn2: you know what would be hot?
karinalynn: it would get me super horny
sexi_guy_4u_6969: what?
karinalynn: can you wrap it in foil?
karinalynn: for some reason that really does it for me
karinalynn: what?
karinalynn: i was serious

Hahahaha...he never responded after that.
 
     

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  karinalynn
 
03:43am 21/09/2005
  This community is kind of dead, so I'm going to post something!

Oh Yahoo Chat, I love you!Collapse )
 
     

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  junglemistress
 
04:11pm 27/04/2005
  the pregnancy thing started when i said i was 8mths preg wit twins (it was a joke on another story which is way too long to get into) and this guy IMs me...well im not really but anyways....

Dkbtan [11:45 PM]: I LOVE PREGNANT WOMEN
Dkbtan [11:48 PM]: JUST MEANS U LIKE TO FV{K
BreakzBabe [11:49 PM]: wanna be there when i have em?
Dkbtan [11:49 PM]: HELL YA
Dkbtan [11:49 PM]: AS LONG I CAN B FIRST AFTER YOU HAVE THEM
BreakzBabe [11:49 PM]: u can do me right there on the table after yo
Dkbtan [11:50 PM]: HOW BOUT NOW
Dkbtan [11:50 PM]: IT WILL HELP MAKE THE BIRTHING PROCESS START SOONER
BreakzBabe [11:51 PM]: well you know actually as fun as that sounds im gonna go masturbate with a squash and go to sleep
Dkbtan [11:51 PM]: CALL ME SO I CAN AT LEAST LISTEN
BreakzBabe [11:52 PM]: i would but see the only form of communication where im at is homing pigeons and those got shot and killed for dinner
Dkbtan [11:53 PM]: WE HAD THE SAME
Dkbtan [11:53 PM]: DID YOU COOK YOUR ON THE PIT
BreakzBabe [11:53 PM]: we're soulmates lets get married and have lots and lots of kids
Dkbtan [11:54 PM]: I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED
BreakzBabe [11:54 PM]: but were soulmates
Dkbtan [11:54 PM]: IM MOVING BACK TO THE ANTARTIC WHEN WORK IS OVER
BreakzBabe [11:54 PM]: its fate thats brought us together
BreakzBabe [11:54 PM]: well i gain enough fat from all the kids to keep us both warm in the cold
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: ACTUALLY MY WIFE WOULDNT LIKE THAT
BreakzBabe [11:55 PM]: ill take care of her, i know how to dig shallow graves
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: I JUST NEED A STEADY P-DUECE DIET
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: WHILE IM HERE
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: NO I LOVE HER
BreakzBabe [11:56 PM]: if i cant have you no1 will
Dkbtan [11:56 PM]: WHAT IS YOUR ADRESS
Dkbtan [11:56 PM]: IM ON MY WAY
BreakzBabe [11:57 PM]: 1234 go FV{K yourself. have a nice night kthxbye
Dkbtan [11:57 PM]: STILL LOVE ME
BreakzBabe [11:57 PM]: ya ill just have to chop u up into lil pieces and eat you
BreakzBabe [11:57 PM]: then well be together always
Dkbtan [11:58 PM]: OHHH DAMN
Dkbtan [11:58 PM]: YOULL B AS TIGHT AS EVER AFTER THE STICHES HEAL
BreakzBabe [11:59 PM]: were not having sex yo ima chop you into tiny pieces and eat you
Dkbtan [11:59 PM]: I GOT DIBS ON FIRST ACTION
Dkbtan [11:59 PM]: NO ILL EAT YOU
BreakzBabe [11:59 PM]: u can eat the afterbirth
BreakzBabe [11:59 PM]: protein
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: OK THATS MY BREAKING POINT
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: WERE THROUGH
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: pahahah bye
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: U R FUCKING SICK
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: and
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE BIT IN MY MOUTH
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: good
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: howd it taste goin back down
BreakzBabe [12:01 AM]: better than the first?
Dkbtan [12:01 AM]: DIDNT GO BACK DOWN
Dkbtan signed off at 12:01 AM

ya then he blocked me
 
     

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I'm charming. Really. 
  fidgety
 
03:18pm 17/09/2004
 
mood: flirty
Nobody has really posted here in a while, so here's some of my lameness.

thedigitalpunkz: you busy?
Miss Fidgety: No, I'm ill.
thedigitalpunkz: oh no
thedigitalpunkz: whats up
Miss Fidgety: I've got The Plague. Nothing more than that.
thedigitalpunkz: a cold
Miss Fidgety: Indeed.
Miss Fidgety: I just like saying "The Plague". It sounds more nefarious.
thedigitalpunkz: sounds funny
thedigitalpunkz: do you have a picture
Miss Fidgety: I should, but Photobucket's down.
thedigitalpunkz: can you not directly connect
thedigitalpunkz wants to directly connect.
thedigitalpunkz cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
Miss Fidgety: No, my computer's acting wonky.
thedigitalpunkz: ah ok
thedigitalpunkz: well what do you look like
Miss Fidgety: Uhm. A girl.
thedigitalpunkz: thats good
thedigitalpunkz: any more
Miss Fidgety: Not really.
Miss Fidgety: I gotta go hack up a lungful of mucous now. Later.
 
     

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I think I scared him away. 
  fidgety
 
11:22am 12/08/2004
  akaboy22: hi
akaboy22: i'm from grove city
akaboy22: wanna chat?
Fidgety: Okay, I guess.
akaboy22: you from new castle, right?
Fidgety: Yeah.
akaboy22: cool
akaboy22: so how are you today?
Fidgety: Fairly fair.
akaboy22: lol
akaboy22: nice
akaboy22: so what are you into?
akaboy22: hobbies, interests
akaboy22: etc?
Fidgety: World domination, knitting, chess, fictional writing.
akaboy22: world domination?
akaboy22: how does that work?
Fidgety: Uhm, how do you think it works?
akaboy22: i dunno
akaboy22: are you starting an army?
Fidgety: Actually, yes. I found a cloning machine at the thrift store.
Fidgety: Someday I shall have an army of me.
 
     

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dollface_hawtys 
  xolorenzo
 
02:51am 11/08/2004
 

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dollface_hawtys
 
     

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  karinalynn
 
11:57pm 27/06/2004
 
mood: confused
vry_tall_blk_boots: do you smoke cigarettes?
Karina Lynn: who are you?
vry_tall_blk_boots: i found you on yahoo
Karina Lynn: that doesn't answer my question
Karina Lynn: i asked who you are
vry_tall_blk_boots: i'm a top looking for a lover
Karina Lynn: a top?
Karina Lynn: sorry, i'm not gay
vry_tall_blk_boots: i'm not either
vry_tall_blk_boots: u like a guy on charge?
Karina Lynn: bye

Has anyone ever heard a straight person refer to themselves as a top? I never have. Wierd.
 
     

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  sugarpunkfairy
 
01:03am 27/06/2004
  the other night i fell asleep without putting on an away msg, i usually do that and this is what i woke up to...

Voxel Block (3:03:42 AM): I can see my hands slowly moving over the contours of your beautiful body, along your calves, your thighs, your waist, feeling and gripping your breasts. I would spread your legs with my each hand moving down your inner thigh, resting just beside your wet lips, teasing you. I'd ease my throbbing cock into your perfectly wet and tight vagina and your legs would tighten around me as I began to rythmicly thrust into you, filling your body completely with my cock. I'd kiss your neck tenderly as my hands as my hands brushed away your hair, then moved down to your firm tits and grabbed ahold of them, squeezing, pinching and teasing your hard nipples. I'd kiss you soft and hard as we both came closer to orgasm, each of us moaning in ecstasy, and then as I came I'd look directly into your eyes and I'd say your name as the orgasm was rocking my body and you tightened around me with your own orgasm, my cum filling your shaking body.


how rude!!! he didnt even say hello...give a name???? i dont feel swooned at all!

so afterwards i put him on my buddylist to figure out how he got my sn so i talk to him a day later and he just keeps saying how he hopes i got pleasure and enjoyment from his message....but he doesnt even remember how he got my sn or who i am...and what makes this guy more sad and pathetic he's not some crazed perverted old man like most of the guys on the internet he's 23...sad sad sad
 
     

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  kisschick1976
 
07:12pm 26/06/2004
 
mood: mischievous
Damn, I didn't even have to try on this one... I am still laughing and shaking my head!

noor_bader325: hello
noor_bader325: have a cam?
Kisschick1976: what for?
noor_bader325: some sex
Kisschick1976: what a loser!
Kisschick1976: *laughing at you*
Kisschick1976: man thanx for the laugh I am posting this in the douchebag chronicles!... that was truely pathetic!
noor_bader325: have a photo for u
Vikki: aparantly you can't read... take a look at the WORDS on my profile
 
     

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KRACK Cocacaine..yeah! 
  ivoryisis_older
 
04:08pm 26/06/2004
  2004-06-26 - 4:03 p.m.

innsanitee: You must have smoked alot of KRACK

IvoryIsis: ?

IvoryIsis: you're the one with the name innsanitee

innsanitee: KRACK Cocacaine

IvoryIsis: I've never done drugs, but, apparently you have.

innsanitee: Yeah but from the looks of your proflie and Website, you have some Modeling Obsession that really doesn't exist (modeling obsession that doesn't exist? okay you just said I have one.. wow..you don't make a bit of sense)

innsanitee: I could do a thousand drugs and still have more brains than you (okay.. and you're 31, and never been to college, and immature enough to run around insulting people on the net.. sure, buddy, sure)

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

IvoryIsis: I haven't modeled in I don't know how long.

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

innsanitee: *raised eyebrow face*

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

IvoryIsis: ah, sure

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

innsanitee: *sideways laughing face*

IvoryIsis: oh, I remember you, you're that guy that thinks it's funny to run around insulting people like an idiot

IvoryIsis: get some counseling


All I can figure out is that this guy must have some pathetic obsession with me. He also had an ID that he used to talk to me under, solid_state_007, and he's a washed up.. something..not sure exactly what. He'd have to be to run around insulting women on the internet..lol. Anyhow.. it's not like I was ever trying to be a supermodel, but I make a very good clothing model..not that it gets me that far. I also think I'm prettier than Claudia Schiffer, and she IS a supermodel so.. looks are in the eye of the beholder, that's pretty obvious. I just noticed something else, too.. I haven't had my modeling site listed on my website for several weeks.. so he MUST be stalking me, lol.
 
     

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I have the wrong person? 
  fidgety
 
03:39pm 21/06/2004
 
mood: confused
nice_boy_4_u_babygirl: ur cute can i give u a striptease?
toasterboots: No.
nice_boy_4_u_babygirl: no what?
toasterboots: Why the hell would I want a striptease? What's wrong with you people?
nice_boy_4_u_babygirl: what???
nice_boy_4_u_babygirl: i think u have the wrong person
nice_boy_4_u_babygirl: bye

What the fuck...? He was the pervert who solicited me!
 
     

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Simply put: What the fuck?! 
  fidgety
 
07:39pm 19/06/2004
 
mood: confused
(Addressing my Yahoo! profile: dagmartherobotgirl)

dehgoatgruff: dagmar your maker made you resemble frodo, wtf is up with that?
BrightDefile: Frodo?! How so?
dehgoatgruff: eh
dehgoatgruff: your other pic
BrightDefile: Yes, but I fail to see how I resemble a lowly Hobbit.
dehgoatgruff: the short curly hair
dehgoatgruff: and the somewhat elvish face
BrightDefile: Elvish? Frodo was not an elf.
dehgoatgruff: whatever
dehgoatgruff: heh
dehgoatgruff: a hobbit
dehgoatgruff: how the hell do i use hobbit
dehgoatgruff: hobish
BrightDefile: Does not compute.
dehgoatgruff: ·/
 
     

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  kisschick1976
 
10:47pm 18/07/2004
 
mood: accomplished
Little background on my story:

I am Kisschick1976 on Yahoo! Instant Messenger and if you see my profile you can see that I am not wanting to talk to perverts and that I am married. So this asshat IM's me and what I have been doing latley when I get a pervert is pretend I am my husband and talk shit/play mind games. It's wicked fun! Here is today's entry, behind a cut for the language :) enjoy!

sum pepole kant spelCollapse )

he he he, he never came back after the last couple of insults. I put him on ignore after 5 min of silence!
 
     

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  jelly_donut
 
01:49pm 07/05/2004
 
mood: amused
okay...this is officially the creepiest e-mail i have ever received:

Hi misty
I am a 21 yr old guy.i am very lonely and don’t have any
body close to me to talk about my desires.i found ur id on yahoo profiles.as i am very lonely i engage myself in masturbation to get rid of this lonliness.but u know its also a lonely activity.i cant share my feelings during masturbation with anybody.I hope u masturbate too.
so r u ready to describe or share our experiences during masturbation.then i atleast get somebody to share these things with.basically masturbation has become a major part of
my life and i cant live without it.i cant share these things with my friends.so will u share it with me?we can talk about other aspects of our life also.if u r ready to talk,then in ur reply send me how u would like to see a guy masturbate,say me.
i would follow ur tips,it would make my experiences better!i can also send u tips for masturbation,and u will like them.u give me some detailed tips starting from opening up my
trousers....reply quickly.plz be my friend!!take care.bye.
i had an orgasm seeing ur pic!!


EWW! isn't that fucking disgusting/retarded? neither broken english nor desperation turn me on, dude. i just deleted this e-mail after having a good, hearty laugh. (and doing the old copy/paste to share with ya'll of course.)

ugh. shudder. shiver.
 
     

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  karinalynn
 
06:46pm 06/05/2004
 
mood: bitchy
lilbluetrollz11: hey
Karina Lynn: yeah?
lilbluetrollz11: ur cute
lilbluetrollz11: i'm jonjon
Karina Lynn: um and in your profile it says you're in a long term relationship
lilbluetrollz11: i haven't been online inlike a year
lilbluetrollz11: long term turned into short term
Karina Lynn: and you're 21
Karina Lynn: and you look ghetto as fuck
Karina Lynn: did you read any of my profile?
Karina Lynn: what did you think we would possibly have in common?
lilbluetrollz11: damn u hella mean
lilbluetrollz11: i was tryin to see if we do
Karina Lynn: damn...you "hella" fucking ghetto
lilbluetrollz11: oppisites attract
Karina Lynn: no.
Karina Lynn: they don't
lilbluetrollz11: no i'm not
Karina Lynn: yes
Karina Lynn: you are
lilbluetrollz11: i might be from pittsburg but i kno how to act
Karina Lynn: anyone who says "hella" not in a mocking tone is ghetto
lilbluetrollz11: can i send u a recent pic
Karina Lynn: no
Karina Lynn: you cannot
Karina Lynn: oh
Karina Lynn: and its KNOW
Karina Lynn: not kno
Karina Lynn: go back to 3rd grade
Karina Lynn: thanks
lilbluetrollz11: ur a dumb shit i am the one going for my masters at berkeley
Karina Lynn: its YOU'RE not ur
Karina Lynn: oh really?
Karina Lynn: i highly doubt that
Karina Lynn: if you were, you would know how to spell YOU'RE and KNOW
lilbluetrollz11: thats ok... nice talkin to ya bye
Karina Lynn: haha
Karina Lynn: good luck with your pimp walk
lilbluetrollz11: i don't like to be rude and i'm fittin too
lilbluetrollz11: prissy lil rich gurl
Karina Lynn: i am not rich
Karina Lynn: but thanks for thinking that i am
lilbluetrollz11: thats even worse ur a snob and ur poor
lilbluetrollz11: i was jus tryin to talk to ya
Karina Lynn: i'm not poor either
Karina Lynn: at least i can speak and spell
Karina Lynn: i speak english!
Karina Lynn: you might want to learn it
Karina Lynn: ebonics is going nowhere
lilbluetrollz11: u speak english in an instant message?
Karina Lynn: yes. i do
lilbluetrollz11: ok its coo have a nice day
Karina Lynn: now go away
Karina Lynn: you ignorant fuck
lilbluetrollz11: i still think ur beautiful
Karina Lynn: that's great. you don't have a shot in hell.
 
     

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  kisschick1976
 
12:52pm 24/04/2004
 
mood: cold
ok a little background... I am married so I don't usualy have my profile available to the public, but I have been wanting to play the "Lets Fuck With People" for so long I had to put my self back in the game. This is me. I have had a few takers but nothing worthy of this community. This mediocire conversation is an appitizer as to some of the burninating I can do. This guy had that rainbow text and I don't really give a fuck about it but it's something I use when I fuck with people, so don't get upset about the burn, I love the gay community, I just point this out to douche bags who hit on me...horribly.

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  sidorsky
 
11:16pm 22/04/2004
 
mood: curious
I had a slight windfall the other day. Heh... I would like to give my friend (a single mom) money for her kid to go to a local and very new, liberal arts high school here in SLC. He gets beat up a lot, and no he isn't gay but that doesn't matter. Anyway, I have a small chunck of cash that would pay for this kid's school for THE YEAR. How do I make a contibutioon to this? When you give money to a person and say "This is for..." it makes the gift (sometimes) less in worth. And I would rather remain anonymous. Money order made out to the school? Help me here folks. I don't ask much from you, but your advice is greatly needed and appreciated.
 
     

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he'ssssss bbbbaaaaaaccckk 
  workinclaslass
 
12:59am 23/04/2004
  psycho!!

zoomgollygolly: may i kiss you tonight?
workinclaslass: yea, how about on my ass
zoomgollygolly: that was the plan
zoomgollygolly: i love ass
zoomgollygolly: all ass
zoomgollygolly: i must kiss your ass
zoomgollygolly: all over
zoomgollygolly: PLEASE!
zoomgollygolly: satisfied?
zoomgollygolly: come over tonight
zoomgollygolly: i need you
zoomgollygolly: you need me
zoomgollygolly: we need each other
zoomgollygolly: and i got the hots for you
zoomgollygolly: you're adorable
zoomgollygolly: damnit
zoomgollygolly: i'm gonna kiss it
zoomgollygolly: and lick it
zoomgollygolly: and bite
zoomgollygolly: it
zoomgollygolly: and slap it
zoomgollygolly: and kiss it some more
zoomgollygolly: ooooooooooooooooo
zoomgollygolly: omfg
zoomgollygolly: i must worship your ass
zoomgollygolly: and the rest
zoomgollygolly: oh, the rest
zoomgollygolly: omfg
zoomgollygolly: i am about to spurt this instant
zoomgollygolly: i must feast on your glistening petals
zoomgollygolly: what time can you be here?
zoomgollygolly: or need it pick you up
zoomgollygolly: need i
zoomgollygolly: you have a car, right?
zoomgollygolly: sawgrass to 441
zoomgollygolly: north
zoomgollygolly: pass yamato
zoomgollygolly: 2nd light, make right
zoomgollygolly: 1st left
zoomgollygolly: left on trace f-n
zoomgollygolly: 9747c on left
zoomgollygolly: yummytime!
workinclaslass: are you nuts
zoomgollygolly: nope
workinclaslass: well that's a given
zoomgollygolly: hopeful
zoomgollygolly: very hopeful
workinclaslass: why on earth would you ever think i would come over there
zoomgollygolly: because it will be awsome
zoomgollygolly: we will have a super time
zoomgollygolly: i love you to pieces
zoomgollygolly: and want to make it with you real bad
workinclaslass: how the fuck can you love me
workinclaslass: you don't even know me
zoomgollygolly: i love what i know of you
zoomgollygolly: it can only get better
zoomgollygolly: and if it doesn;t, who cares, we'll have a great time anyway
zoomgollygolly: you know a new lay is always good
zoomgollygolly: we'll be GREAT
zoomgollygolly: there's something else we could do tonight that is better than being together?
zoomgollygolly: i think not
zoomgollygolly: we make each other laugh
zoomgollygolly: and i have the hots for you
workinclaslass: i laugh at YOU
zoomgollygolly: that's FINE
zoomgollygolly: i laugh at me too
zoomgollygolly: why do you think you do
zoomgollygolly: i give you the chance
zoomgollygolly: by being a shithead
zoomgollygolly: for my and your benefit
zoomgollygolly: i want to play with you
zoomgollygolly: bring the yummies
zoomgollygolly: (them being your parts)
zoomgollygolly: all your lovely parts
zoomgollygolly: which are so yummy
zoomgollygolly: for my tummy
zoomgollygolly: maybe it wil be only once
zoomgollygolly: but it will be one good time
zoomgollygolly: i'm guessing it will be more than once
zoomgollygolly: i'm guessing htat once we realize we get along in bed, we'll want more than bed
workinclaslass: oh, is that how it works
zoomgollygolly: yes, that is the way men think
zoomgollygolly: sex first
zoomgollygolly: we like, we want more
zoomgollygolly: and give more to get it more
zoomgollygolly: you HAVE personality
zoomgollygolly: what are you worried about?
zoomgollygolly: you're likeable
zoomgollygolly: you don;t need me
zoomgollygolly: but i might like you
zoomgollygolly: and voce versa
zoomgollygolly: if i sense that you like me, i might just make a conscious decision to be yours
zoomgollygolly: who knows
zoomgollygolly: i don;t
workinclaslass: hahaha
workinclaslass: hahahahahaahahaha
zoomgollygolly: we've both done htis before
workinclaslass: are you fucking SERIOUS
zoomgollygolly: only now we want more
zoomgollygolly: a relaitonship
zoomgollygolly: it can start this way
zoomgollygolly: my last one did
zoomgollygolly: sex on the second date
zoomgollygolly: prefer that?
zoomgollygolly: a date first?
zoomgollygolly: fine with me
zoomgollygolly: i like you
zoomgollygolly: you won;t bore me
zoomgollygolly: i don't see why we should wait
zoomgollygolly: i don;t think any less of myself or the girl if we do it the first night
zoomgollygolly: i have a very good friend now with whom i had sex the first night
zoomgollygolly: she's very cool
zoomgollygolly: we might see prince together
zoomgollygolly: sex may never happen with us again, but that's ok
zoomgollygolly: fine with me if you and i have it that way
zoomgollygolly: we should at least try though
workinclaslass: you're a fucking LUNATIC
zoomgollygolly: i'm not phased by that
zoomgollygolly: hopefully you arren;t either
zoomgollygolly: imagine me in bed
zoomgollygolly: heh heh
zoomgollygolly: i have no mental boundaries
zoomgollygolly: imagine me in bed
zoomgollygolly: everything goes
zoomgollygolly: and if i am inspired, turned on....
zoomgollygolly: oh girl
zoomgollygolly: you best be careful
zoomgollygolly: i might createa new pleasure spot on you
zoomgollygolly: but i digress
zoomgollygolly: and talk too much
zoomgollygolly: etc
zoomgollygolly: muah
zoomgollygolly: let's see what we can feel tonight
zoomgollygolly: or asap
workinclaslass: how much speed do you blow through in a day?
zoomgollygolly: lol
zoomgollygolly: 110 on the turnpike w/o a helmet
zoomgollygolly: heh heh
zoomgollygolly: just got a new cycle
zoomgollygolly: honda magna
zoomgollygolly: quickest cruiser made
zoomgollygolly: i have doggies too
zoomgollygolly: (gave away the birds)
zoomgollygolly: let's be lovers tonight (or asap)
zoomgollygolly: and hopefully we will want a repeat
zoomgollygolly: are you available tonight?
workinclaslass: i'll NEVER be available
zoomgollygolly: oh
zoomgollygolly: ok
zoomgollygolly: you don;t like yourself very much, i guess
zoomgollygolly: you like to deny yourself sex with a handsome wealthy genius who likes you
zoomgollygolly: oh well
zoomgollygolly: sucks to be you
zoomgollygolly: must have been abused and/or neglected growing up
zoomgollygolly: that wouls explain all the cumguzzling
workinclaslass: laff
 
     

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  sidorsky
 
10:35pm 22/04/2004
 
mood: high
Heh..Well, the little woman is off to an adventure in Matzatlan with her gaggly girl-pals. Man, glad I'm not there. Go girls.
In the mean time I am no dumb fuck. And I shall not rest on my laurels.
Off to clean crickets, feed lizards and tweak my dogs. All this space....

***sid wanders off to get another beer, contemplate the weed tray, feed cats and pat dogs, annoy birds and stoke fire ***
 
     

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  karinalynn
 
01:19am 14/04/2004
 
mood: annoyed
craig2058: hi
Karina Lynn: jo
Karina Lynn: hi*
craig2058: how you doing?
Karina Lynn: ok
Karina Lynn: you
craig2058: im ok thanks
craig2058: just chillin here with me and my brother
Karina Lynn: ok
craig2058: we imed you because we thought you looked hella cute
craig2058: haha
Karina Lynn: um thanks
Karina Lynn: but i have a boyfriend
Karina Lynn: AND i hate the word hella
craig2058: ok really cute?
Karina Lynn: i still have a boyfriend
craig2058: and we were just complimenting you is all
Karina Lynn: ok thanks
craig2058: didnt ask you to hook up with us lol
Karina Lynn: i know, but still
craig2058: your not allowed compliments?
Karina Lynn: i suppose i am

*He sends me an invite to view his webcam*

Karina Lynn: i don't want to see your cam.
craig2058: damn you trippin
craig2058: HELLA trippin
Karina Lynn: Look dipshit
Karina Lynn: i don't want to talk to your ghetto ass
Karina Lynn: i have a boyfriend
Karina Lynn: i bet you didn't even bother to read my fucking profile
craig2058: what the fuck you make a profile online if you dont want anyone fuckin iming you? ididnt ask your ass out or anything what the fuck
craig2058: i just complimented your ass
Karina Lynn: go away.
 
     

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