Rohan (junglemistress) wrote in db_chronicles,
Rohan
junglemistress
db_chronicles

the pregnancy thing started when i said i was 8mths preg wit twins (it was a joke on another story which is way too long to get into) and this guy IMs me...well im not really but anyways....

Dkbtan [11:45 PM]: I LOVE PREGNANT WOMEN
Dkbtan [11:48 PM]: JUST MEANS U LIKE TO FV{K
BreakzBabe [11:49 PM]: wanna be there when i have em?
Dkbtan [11:49 PM]: HELL YA
Dkbtan [11:49 PM]: AS LONG I CAN B FIRST AFTER YOU HAVE THEM
BreakzBabe [11:49 PM]: u can do me right there on the table after yo
Dkbtan [11:50 PM]: HOW BOUT NOW
Dkbtan [11:50 PM]: IT WILL HELP MAKE THE BIRTHING PROCESS START SOONER
BreakzBabe [11:51 PM]: well you know actually as fun as that sounds im gonna go masturbate with a squash and go to sleep
Dkbtan [11:51 PM]: CALL ME SO I CAN AT LEAST LISTEN
BreakzBabe [11:52 PM]: i would but see the only form of communication where im at is homing pigeons and those got shot and killed for dinner
Dkbtan [11:53 PM]: WE HAD THE SAME
Dkbtan [11:53 PM]: DID YOU COOK YOUR ON THE PIT
BreakzBabe [11:53 PM]: we're soulmates lets get married and have lots and lots of kids
Dkbtan [11:54 PM]: I DONT WANT TO GET MARRIED
BreakzBabe [11:54 PM]: but were soulmates
Dkbtan [11:54 PM]: IM MOVING BACK TO THE ANTARTIC WHEN WORK IS OVER
BreakzBabe [11:54 PM]: its fate thats brought us together
BreakzBabe [11:54 PM]: well i gain enough fat from all the kids to keep us both warm in the cold
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: ACTUALLY MY WIFE WOULDNT LIKE THAT
BreakzBabe [11:55 PM]: ill take care of her, i know how to dig shallow graves
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: I JUST NEED A STEADY P-DUECE DIET
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: WHILE IM HERE
Dkbtan [11:55 PM]: NO I LOVE HER
BreakzBabe [11:56 PM]: if i cant have you no1 will
Dkbtan [11:56 PM]: WHAT IS YOUR ADRESS
Dkbtan [11:56 PM]: IM ON MY WAY
BreakzBabe [11:57 PM]: 1234 go FV{K yourself. have a nice night kthxbye
Dkbtan [11:57 PM]: STILL LOVE ME
BreakzBabe [11:57 PM]: ya ill just have to chop u up into lil pieces and eat you
BreakzBabe [11:57 PM]: then well be together always
Dkbtan [11:58 PM]: OHHH DAMN
Dkbtan [11:58 PM]: YOULL B AS TIGHT AS EVER AFTER THE STICHES HEAL
BreakzBabe [11:59 PM]: were not having sex yo ima chop you into tiny pieces and eat you
Dkbtan [11:59 PM]: I GOT DIBS ON FIRST ACTION
Dkbtan [11:59 PM]: NO ILL EAT YOU
BreakzBabe [11:59 PM]: u can eat the afterbirth
BreakzBabe [11:59 PM]: protein
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: OK THATS MY BREAKING POINT
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: WERE THROUGH
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: pahahah bye
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: U R FUCKING SICK
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: and
Dkbtan [12:00 AM]: I JUST THREW UP A LITTLE BIT IN MY MOUTH
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: good
BreakzBabe [12:00 AM]: howd it taste goin back down
BreakzBabe [12:01 AM]: better than the first?
Dkbtan [12:01 AM]: DIDNT GO BACK DOWN
Dkbtan signed off at 12:01 AM

ya then he blocked me
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