mazel tov cocktail (workinclaslass) wrote in db_chronicles,
mazel tov cocktail

he'ssssss bbbbaaaaaaccckk


zoomgollygolly: may i kiss you tonight?
workinclaslass: yea, how about on my ass
zoomgollygolly: that was the plan
zoomgollygolly: i love ass
zoomgollygolly: all ass
zoomgollygolly: i must kiss your ass
zoomgollygolly: all over
zoomgollygolly: PLEASE!
zoomgollygolly: satisfied?
zoomgollygolly: come over tonight
zoomgollygolly: i need you
zoomgollygolly: you need me
zoomgollygolly: we need each other
zoomgollygolly: and i got the hots for you
zoomgollygolly: you're adorable
zoomgollygolly: damnit
zoomgollygolly: i'm gonna kiss it
zoomgollygolly: and lick it
zoomgollygolly: and bite
zoomgollygolly: it
zoomgollygolly: and slap it
zoomgollygolly: and kiss it some more
zoomgollygolly: ooooooooooooooooo
zoomgollygolly: omfg
zoomgollygolly: i must worship your ass
zoomgollygolly: and the rest
zoomgollygolly: oh, the rest
zoomgollygolly: omfg
zoomgollygolly: i am about to spurt this instant
zoomgollygolly: i must feast on your glistening petals
zoomgollygolly: what time can you be here?
zoomgollygolly: or need it pick you up
zoomgollygolly: need i
zoomgollygolly: you have a car, right?
zoomgollygolly: sawgrass to 441
zoomgollygolly: north
zoomgollygolly: pass yamato
zoomgollygolly: 2nd light, make right
zoomgollygolly: 1st left
zoomgollygolly: left on trace f-n
zoomgollygolly: 9747c on left
zoomgollygolly: yummytime!
workinclaslass: are you nuts
zoomgollygolly: nope
workinclaslass: well that's a given
zoomgollygolly: hopeful
zoomgollygolly: very hopeful
workinclaslass: why on earth would you ever think i would come over there
zoomgollygolly: because it will be awsome
zoomgollygolly: we will have a super time
zoomgollygolly: i love you to pieces
zoomgollygolly: and want to make it with you real bad
workinclaslass: how the fuck can you love me
workinclaslass: you don't even know me
zoomgollygolly: i love what i know of you
zoomgollygolly: it can only get better
zoomgollygolly: and if it doesn;t, who cares, we'll have a great time anyway
zoomgollygolly: you know a new lay is always good
zoomgollygolly: we'll be GREAT
zoomgollygolly: there's something else we could do tonight that is better than being together?
zoomgollygolly: i think not
zoomgollygolly: we make each other laugh
zoomgollygolly: and i have the hots for you
workinclaslass: i laugh at YOU
zoomgollygolly: that's FINE
zoomgollygolly: i laugh at me too
zoomgollygolly: why do you think you do
zoomgollygolly: i give you the chance
zoomgollygolly: by being a shithead
zoomgollygolly: for my and your benefit
zoomgollygolly: i want to play with you
zoomgollygolly: bring the yummies
zoomgollygolly: (them being your parts)
zoomgollygolly: all your lovely parts
zoomgollygolly: which are so yummy
zoomgollygolly: for my tummy
zoomgollygolly: maybe it wil be only once
zoomgollygolly: but it will be one good time
zoomgollygolly: i'm guessing it will be more than once
zoomgollygolly: i'm guessing htat once we realize we get along in bed, we'll want more than bed
workinclaslass: oh, is that how it works
zoomgollygolly: yes, that is the way men think
zoomgollygolly: sex first
zoomgollygolly: we like, we want more
zoomgollygolly: and give more to get it more
zoomgollygolly: you HAVE personality
zoomgollygolly: what are you worried about?
zoomgollygolly: you're likeable
zoomgollygolly: you don;t need me
zoomgollygolly: but i might like you
zoomgollygolly: and voce versa
zoomgollygolly: if i sense that you like me, i might just make a conscious decision to be yours
zoomgollygolly: who knows
zoomgollygolly: i don;t
workinclaslass: hahaha
workinclaslass: hahahahahaahahaha
zoomgollygolly: we've both done htis before
workinclaslass: are you fucking SERIOUS
zoomgollygolly: only now we want more
zoomgollygolly: a relaitonship
zoomgollygolly: it can start this way
zoomgollygolly: my last one did
zoomgollygolly: sex on the second date
zoomgollygolly: prefer that?
zoomgollygolly: a date first?
zoomgollygolly: fine with me
zoomgollygolly: i like you
zoomgollygolly: you won;t bore me
zoomgollygolly: i don't see why we should wait
zoomgollygolly: i don;t think any less of myself or the girl if we do it the first night
zoomgollygolly: i have a very good friend now with whom i had sex the first night
zoomgollygolly: she's very cool
zoomgollygolly: we might see prince together
zoomgollygolly: sex may never happen with us again, but that's ok
zoomgollygolly: fine with me if you and i have it that way
zoomgollygolly: we should at least try though
workinclaslass: you're a fucking LUNATIC
zoomgollygolly: i'm not phased by that
zoomgollygolly: hopefully you arren;t either
zoomgollygolly: imagine me in bed
zoomgollygolly: heh heh
zoomgollygolly: i have no mental boundaries
zoomgollygolly: imagine me in bed
zoomgollygolly: everything goes
zoomgollygolly: and if i am inspired, turned on....
zoomgollygolly: oh girl
zoomgollygolly: you best be careful
zoomgollygolly: i might createa new pleasure spot on you
zoomgollygolly: but i digress
zoomgollygolly: and talk too much
zoomgollygolly: etc
zoomgollygolly: muah
zoomgollygolly: let's see what we can feel tonight
zoomgollygolly: or asap
workinclaslass: how much speed do you blow through in a day?
zoomgollygolly: lol
zoomgollygolly: 110 on the turnpike w/o a helmet
zoomgollygolly: heh heh
zoomgollygolly: just got a new cycle
zoomgollygolly: honda magna
zoomgollygolly: quickest cruiser made
zoomgollygolly: i have doggies too
zoomgollygolly: (gave away the birds)
zoomgollygolly: let's be lovers tonight (or asap)
zoomgollygolly: and hopefully we will want a repeat
zoomgollygolly: are you available tonight?
workinclaslass: i'll NEVER be available
zoomgollygolly: oh
zoomgollygolly: ok
zoomgollygolly: you don;t like yourself very much, i guess
zoomgollygolly: you like to deny yourself sex with a handsome wealthy genius who likes you
zoomgollygolly: oh well
zoomgollygolly: sucks to be you
zoomgollygolly: must have been abused and/or neglected growing up
zoomgollygolly: that wouls explain all the cumguzzling
workinclaslass: laff
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